Does vaping weed smell? Yes! Vaping cannabis absolutely has a distinct odor; however, vaporizer odor is very different from and far less obnoxious than marijuana smoke.
Fortunately, people have a pretty weak sense of smell, and there are some pretty simple tricks to let you vape inside without getting caught by your roommates or parental figures.
The Smoke Buddy is a pre-packaged activated charcoal filter. You can take giant rips and blow them through this filter to completely eliminate the scent. As long as you exhale through the filter, no vapor or smoke comes out. I’ve been using mine for years and it still works fine.
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Back in the day, we used to grab empty toilet paper rolls, fill the inside with dryer sheets, and use a rubber band to cover one side with a dryer sheet. Blow the vapor through this makeshift filter to make the room smell like fresh laundry instead of a Cypress Hill concert. This doesn’t work as well, but will due in a pinch if you’re trying to vape without getting caught.
Lighting a candle is a must. Not just a Rite Aide candle (I made that mistake) they’re just not pungent enough. You need to go to that store girls shop at. The one at the mall that sells soaps, lotions, and candles. Girls pay $25 for one freaking candle!!!! Luckily they do buy one get one free sales or 2 for $15. I have found great success with the brand White Barn specifically the scent of Cinnamon spiced vanilla (smells like donuts)
One of the simplest and obvious solutions is to not just mask the smell but to outright eliminate it. Over the years I’ve used all kinds of sprays to eliminate the sacred wake & bake sessions. personally, I preferred Febreeze. I’ll spray my room after a morning sesh, and when I return home from working a full shift my room will still smell like Febreeze. A good portion of the community members in /r/vaporents suggest using Ozium. Ozium is well known for its ability to eliminate odors. Just try not to breathe any of these chemicals in, I like to just spray them as I’m leaving a room.
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You can toss a towel under your door to make sure no vapor smell escapes your room. Sometimes when you open the window, it will just blow your dank smells out of your room and into the rest of the house. Stuff a towel to help seal the smell.
Have you ever stashed your weed and vape in your room and gone on a trip? You will come back to a room that smells like a Bob Marley concert. A very easy and inexpensive solution is to stash your weed in a smell-proof bag or jar. While storing your vape in a smell-proof case. One of the most popular cases I’ve seen for vapes is the Pelican case.
Once your weed and vape are secure the only thing left that can give away the fact that you vaped weed is you! If your eyes tend to get glassy my optometrist highly, highly advised against using Visine every day. She suggested I switch to the much more expensive Refresh eyedrops. Turns out that when you spend $18 on eyedrops you never lose them!
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Next on the list is your breath. If you’re home brush your teeth and use some mouthwash. If you’re not home those Listerine breath strips do a fantastic job.
I learned this trick from a female friend of mine. If you’re ever worried about smelling like weed and can’t shower simply grab lotion. Make sure it’s scented, doesn’t have to smell like flowers just something, and place some on your neck, arms, and ears. Toss a couple of sprays of cologne and you should be good to go.The question I get asked again and again, more than any other question, is some form of “how does your house not smell like cannabis??” From the house itself to my children’s school items, people want to know how I keep from stanking up everything.
When I was a newbie stoner I was semi-paranoid about the smell. I would often smoke weed in the car with the BFF, and when it was time to pull ourselves out of a hot-boxed car, we would spray ourselves with Victoria Secret Body Spray. (Which incidentally is the same trick I used in high school to hide my secret weed habit). BFF and I even have a patented technique for de-stinking ourselves before a dinner out. Spritz some hardcore fragrance on the car air vents and then blast the AC. Instant refreshment for the closeted stoner mom.
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I have never been a person who a. wears any fragrance, or b. emits any extraordinary odors. After a few years of this whole
, I have realized that my actual ‘person’, never smells. My stoner ways have matured into a more sophisticated set of rituals, respecting my health, home and beauty while still allowing me to medicate for my mental health.
I plan to film my videos around my children, which is why there are times when I don’t upload. It’s because I won’t film when my kids are around, and sometimes things happen and they are around more than usual. So yeah, this idea that I am constantly smoking around the kids or house is really just dumb.
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Stoner Mom fans have seen my trick of toking up in the kitchen and then exhaling out the back door while letting my insane dog in and out, all day long, as the stay-at-home-mom is wont to do. I only do this when the children are occupied in other parts of the home, and when there is little chance of them interrupting me. If my husband’s kids are home and he’s busy with them on other floors, I’ll sequester myself in my bedroom for my smoke sessions.
Marijuana smoke isn’t some toxic substance that will coat your walls with yellow stains. It’s not tobacco for goodness sakes. Normal grooming and maintenance of the home should keep it smelling just fine. I wouldn’t advise lighting up right before company comes, but for most purposes, there is really no reason to avoid smoking marijuana in the home.
The Sploofy is an amazing air filter made specifically for the purpose of discreet smoking! Small, discreet, and most importantly, it works! Simply exhale your smoke into the base of the Sploofy and watch all signs of your cannabis use disappear.
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4. Windows and ceiling fans Just another method of going outside. Keep the air in your house constantly moving to get that cannabis smell out! Open windows, smoke near them, turn on ceiling fans, run swiftly around the circumference of the house, flapping your arms wildly. Fan that shit out!
5. Air freshening products The store is full of many a choice for air fresheners. My personal favorites are the old school kinds made for dank basements. Citrus Magic is my favorite, as these little discs have their deodorizing skills on lockdown.
It is always preferred to remove stank rather than cover it up, so look for deodorizing products rather than perfuming products that just sit on top of the stank. Lysol is a classic deodorizer and it will make your house smell as clean as an insane asylum.
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If you are looking for a natural room deodorizer, look no further than baking soda. Available in big bags for a couple of dollars, baking soda is the oldest form of de-stanking. Those orange boxes in the fridge are meant just for that purpose!
Sprinkle baking soda liberally on vacuumable surfaces where cannabis smoking takes places and vacuum up a few hours later. Also, consider keeping a pretty dish filled with baking soda in your stoner room.
No! To accomplish this I believe I would have to literally smoke weed in an enclosed space, baking in the sun, and exhaling directly onto the children’s items. It just. Doesn’t. Happen.
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If you share a very small enclosed space with your kids and their belongings, then yeah, don’t smoke weed in it. Kids stuff smells despite what you do to mitigate the smell? Throw a deodorizer in there. Unless you are storing your weed in your kid’s backpack, I see no reason why it should ever smell like anything other than uneaten tuna sandwiches.
Again, there seems to be a misconception that my entire life is documented on YouTube. And it’s not. My videos are a tiny sample of my day-to-day life, so there is really no reason to assume that I don’t often vape.
Vaping is my number one recommended method for keeping a stank-free house. A healthier alternative overall, and odor free, it’s the type of thing you can do without having to worry about the kids
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. When vaping cannabis, the only thing exhaled is vapor, which is almost scent free, and does not have that distinctive “weed” smell.
As always I hope these tips help shed some light on some major misconceptions about stoner life. There is literally zero reason a stoner’s house needs to smell like anything, so, no more excuses people. Just chill